Cuddling With Cows

I ran across THIS ARTICLE this week and got a good laugh out of it.  People are paying $300 to go cuddle with your cows for 90 minutes.  It is a new wellness trend and it is taking off in upstate New York.

People are outta their minds....

According to the article, there is some science behind it.  The author states:

“Cows have a body temperature that is slightly higher than humans and their heart rate is lower than ours,” the retreat explains on their website. “Cuddling up with a cow, feeling that lower heart rate and higher body temperature, is very relaxing.”

Apparently, it is relaxing and will lower your heart rate.  Rosie's face shows clearly what she thinks about someone coming to cuddle with her.

Not gonna happen

However, I'm not going to discourage anyone.  If someone would like to come cuddle with our cows for 90 minutes and pay us $300 to lower their heart rate and relax, I'm okay with that.  I'll even throw in a dozen eggs for free.