I went to my annual wellness exam at my doctor's office. I will admit I was slightly nervous, because it was at this appointment last year that my doctor listened to my heart and it was determined that I needed to have open heart surgery to repair my mitral valve. My nervous feelings manifested itself in the office when the nurse took my pulse rate and it was 95. My normal resting heart rate is 74.
I like my doctor. Twenty something years ago, my mom bought me a little book called, "Life's little Instruction Book." It gives practical advice. One of those was: "Get a doctor that's your same age so you can grow old together." That seemed like awfully good advice to me and so I did exactly that. Your doctor knows you. Knows your health issues, your tendencies, your risks. There's a baseline that he's tracking and you talk. He never rushes things. He sits and listens. He also brings Tricia back and she has her annual wellness exam in the same room at the same time. We get to all visit for a good while.
To make a long story short, the office visit went well. He listened to my heart ticking and announced that my heart was fine. He was about to wrap up my visit and move on to Tricia's, and then I remembered something I wanted to show him. I pulled my left boot off and took off my sock. I have a lump about the size of a dime on the top of my foot. It doesn't hurt, but it's been there for a while. It is hard.
When we go out to the barn to milk the cows, I hardly ever wear boots. I wear crocs. It's not stylish, I know. Sometimes a 1,000 pound cow will step on my foot and it hurts! My guess is that LuLu or one of the cows in stepping on my foot caused some issue on my foot - a calcium deposit? Anyhow, I wanted to show it to him. He felt it and said, "Nothing to worry about. It's called a ganglion cyst. The old-timers call it a Bible Bump Cyst, because they would take a big book, most often a family Bible, and thump it down on top of the cyst and it would break up the cyst, causing it to rupture and dissolve. It's not cancerous, but it could continue to grow and get bigger and cause pain eventually." He told me that he could remove it if it caused problems in the future.
I thought about this when I got home. I like family remedies from old-timers. I called Tricia into the sun room where I have my Bible on a table and said, "Watch this." I took my boot off and took my sock off, too\. First, I grabbed a church hymnal, but I wasn't going to sing old hymns at this time. I picked it up, aimed, and held my breath, and then slammed it down hard on the bump. It hurt. I looked down and the bump was still there. I thought, "Maybe you have to use a Bible to cure a Bible Bump Cyst?" It seemed a little sacrilegious to use the Bible as a weapon or crude tool, though.
I have a paperback book I'm reading that's about an inch thick. It's an old book called, "The Bible Made Plain." I figured, "It's not the Bible, but it's a book about the Bible. Let's give this a try." Rather than hitting the bump with the book flat like I did with the hymnal, I aimed the hard edge of the book, the spine, right on top of the cyst and brought it down hard. "THWACK!" I'm not gonna lie. This caused initial considerable pain.
I looked down at my throbbing foot. To our amazement the area where the dime-sized cyst was was flat. The Bible bump cyst was gone! It was no more to be seen! Two days later my foot, where the cyst was, is still flat and it remains no where to be seen. I surmise my body absorbed the offending issue. What can we glean from this? Several things. First, the old time remedy works. Secondly, I won't have to spend time and money to have this thing removed. Two good things to know.
But more importantly, it reminded me of Hebrews 4:12, which states that "the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and intentions of the heart." I believe that with all my heart. I take the Bible literally. In addition to piercing soul and spirit, joints and marrow, it can also pierce Ganglion, or Bible Bump Cysts!